A bit busy. Will be back shortly. Meanwhile enjoy these below, i mean enjoy these jokes hahaha:
By Plaintiff's Attorney: What doctor treated you for the injuries you sustained while at work?
By Plaintiff: Dr. Johnson.
Plaintiff's Attorney: And what kind of physician is Dr. Johnson?
Plaintiff: Well, I'm not sure, but I do remember that you said he was a good plaintiff's doctor.
By the Court: Is there any reason why you couldn't serve as a juror in this case?
By a Potential Juror: I don't want to be away from my job that long.
The Court: Can't they do without you at work?
Potential Juror: Yes, but I don't want them to know that.
By Attorney: When he went -- had you gone -- and had she -- if she wanted to and were able, for the time being excluding all the restraints on her not to go -- gone also -- would he have brought you -- meaning you and she -- with him to the station?
By Opposing Counsel: Objection your Honor! That question ought to be taken out and shot.
By Defendant's Attorney: Tell me what you were like from age 17 to the present. What have your feelings been about having kids?
By Plaintiff: I wanted to pursue an education and then meet the perfect person and be married a couple years, save some money, buy a house, and start a family.
Defendant's Attorney: When did that change?
Plaintiff: Well --
By Plaintiff's Attorney: -- or did that change?
By Plaintiff: -- It didn't.
By Defendant's Attorney: I think we all realize that as we get older, we're not going to marry the perfect person.
By Plaintiff's Attorney: My wife did.
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By Attorney: Have you ever heard of Sigmund Freud?
By Juror: Yes.
Attorney: What have you heard?
Juror: He's in Las Vegas.
By the Court: I think you're thinking of Siegfried & Roy, aren't you?
Juror: That's what I'm doing.
Attorney: This guy was a little older than that.
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By Defendant: Judge, I want you to appoint me another lawyer.
By the Court: And why is that?
Defendant: Because the Public Defender isn't interested in my case.
The Court (addressing the public defender): Do you have any comments on the defendant's motion?
By the Public Defender: I'm sorry, Your Honor. I wasn't listening.
Have a nice day all...
