Friday, February 18, 2011

BUKAN KURSUS KAHWIN

Salam kenkawan.


Lamanya tak berpeluang mengupdate blog nie.  Maklumlah agak sibuk dengan urusan harian semenjak suami dan anak2 berpindah ke sini. Sebelum ini, biasanya waktu makan tengahari adalah masa untuk menterjemahkan idea untuk dijadikan entry. Tapi kini, waktu itu menjadi waktu untuk mengambil anak-anak balik dari sekolah.  Agak sibuk, tapi rasa seronok kerana  keluarga ada bersama-sama.

Hari rabu dan khamis, mokcik ada kursus di Presint 4. Katanya kursus untuk meningkatkan lagi kemahiran berhujah di peringkat rayuan. Sesuatu yang sudah biasa kami lakukan, dan memang itu pun core work mokcik. Namun, sedikit sebanyak, ada juga tips2 menarik dan berguna yang boleh diaplikasikan dalam tugas harian kelak.  


Esok, mokcik akan terbang ke KT. Ada kes pada hari ahad. Boleh juga berjumpa dengan anak sulung yang belajar di sana dan mengemas apa yang patut di rumah yang ditinggalkan. 

Oklah...mokcik gotta go now. Tapi sebelum itu, jangan maree tajuk cuma bikin gempak sajork hahaha.  Dan untuk hiburan bersama-sama, bacalah emel yang mokcik terima ini..



Men:
                  1. All men are extremely busy.
                  2. Although they are so busy, they still have time for women.
                  3. Although they have time for women, they don't really care for them.
                  4. Although they don't really care for them, they always have one around.
                  5. Although they always have one around them, they always try their luck with others.
                 
                  Women:
                  1. The most important thing for a woman is financial security.
                  2. Although this is so important, they still go out and buy expensive clothes and stuff.
                  3. Although they always buy expensive clothes, they never have something to wear.
                  4. Although they never have something to wear, they always dress beautifully.
                  5. Although they always dress beautifully, their clothes are always just "an old rag".
                  6. Although their clothes are always "just an old rag", they still expect you to compliment them.
                  7. Although they expect you to compliment them, when you do, they don't believe you.
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                  Wisdom:
                  WHEN I WAS MARRIED 25 YEARS AGO, I TOOK A LOOK AT MY WIFE ONE DAY AND SAID, "HONEY, 25 YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP APARTMENT, A CHEAP CAR, SLEPT ON SOFA BED AND WATCHED A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV, BUT I GOT TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT WITH A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD BLOND."
                 
                  "NOW WE HAVE A $500,000.00 HOME, A $45,000.00 CAR, NICE BIG BED AND PLASMA SCREEN TV, BUT I'M SLEEPING WITH A 50-YEAR-OLD WOMAN. IT SEEMS TO ME THAT YOU ARE NOT HOLDING UP YOUR SIDE OF THINGS."
                 
                  MY WIFE IS A VERY REASONABLE WOMAN
                 
                  SHE TOLD ME TO GO OUT & FIND A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD BLONDE, AND SHE WOULD MAKE SURE THAT I WOULD ONCE AGAIN BE LIVING IN A CHEAP APARTMENT, DRIVING A CHEAP CAR, SLEEPING ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHING A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV.
                 
                  AREN'T OLDER WOMEN GREAT? THEY REALLY KNOW HOW TO SOLVE YOUR MID-LIFE CRISIS?

                 
    Amacam, macam ada sikit2 kebenarannya kan???

17 comments:

  1. assalam azwa..bila lama tak baca n3 baru..tau dah azwa sibuk..
    azwa..yang sulung sekolah di KT lagi ke..tinggal ngan sape..

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  2. salam akak..

    selamat bertugas...take cre..ceria selalu..heheh

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  3. kami pun ada kes yg perlu di selesaikan di mahkamah ni hehe

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  4. nmpak bestnya air dlm cawan jonker walk berbuih2.

    mokcik..amacam kes dah selesai..

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  5. hehehe...mcm peringatan jgn selalu pow jek. hahhahaha....wahh..minum air sedap yee...

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  6. Kak Erna,

    Sebenarnya sibuknya masih sama macam dulu, cuma masa untuk duduk mencari idea untuk posting berkurangan hehehe..

    anak sulung dok dgn tok dia (MIL) di KT kak..anak sulung azwa ni ikut perangai azwa..tak gemar berjalan2. kalau dah sampai rumah, memang payah nak keluar semula hehehe. Dia dah sekolah kat sekolah dia sejak tingkatan 1 kini dah tingkatan 4, itu yg dia malas nak pindah randah tu. Elok juga dia dok di KT, ada juga alasan nak balik ke sana selalu hehehe

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  7. Cik seria..yess...kena ceria selalu..agar hidup berseri hehehe

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  8. Zue,

    Memang sedap milo panas...singgah minum masa nak balik KT hehehe

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  9. Leeya,

    hehehe sesekali minum kat jonker walk..banyak kali tak larat..bankrap mokcik hahhaha

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  10. Hi Mokcik, you sure improving MAS punya year end profits, huh! Flying all over.
    Waaa, can be called 'the flying lawyer', macham Canada's 'flying doctors', ha ha.

    I love your lively humour....very true, for both the usual suspects, male and female species.
    We all live for love and to be loved, but lebeh satu, itu chari pasal!
    And eating sardines and Magee mee on my own not my love, ha ha.

    Ya la, we are never having enough kan? Oh well, saya da lepas batu enam puluh......suspension, engine semua da leteh, and fooling around with young blondes is looking for a heart bypass! arhaaaaa ha ha ha.
    See you in court, Lee.

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  11. Hello Lee...hahaha...yeah..MAS and AirAsia sure glad to have people like me kan..travelling here and there hehehe. In fact, i noticed that there are a few familiar faces that will be on the same flight with me every weekend...guess they are also 'OBJ' a.k.a Orang Bini Jauh hahaha..

    Itu la Lee...jgn cari pasal cari perempuan lain. Nanti kena tidur luar dan makan mee maggie haha..itu cerita dulu2 masa muda2 kasi simpan jadi sejarah.

    ok see you in court this friday..

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  12. en_me...lamanya menghilang.. ker ada blog memang lumayan yang terbaru that i didnt know about?

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  13. Hi MokCik, just dropped by say hello.
    You still in town or banging tables somewhere?
    Need assistance let me know, saya lepas my actus reas and mens rea....buat wayang, haha.
    have a nice weekend, Lee.

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  14. Hello Lee,

    hahaha...am attending a course somewhere. Going to bang table soon..will call you if need assistance to buat wayang..

    have a nice day Lee..thanks for dropping by.

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