A bit busy. Will be back shortly. Meanwhile enjoy these below, i mean enjoy these jokes hahaha:
By Plaintiff's Attorney: What doctor treated you for the injuries you sustained while at work?
By Plaintiff: Dr. Johnson.
Plaintiff's Attorney: And what kind of physician is Dr. Johnson?
Plaintiff: Well, I'm not sure, but I do remember that you said he was a good plaintiff's doctor.
By the Court: Is there any reason why you couldn't serve as a juror in this case?
By a Potential Juror: I don't want to be away from my job that long.
The Court: Can't they do without you at work?
Potential Juror: Yes, but I don't want them to know that.
By Attorney: When he went -- had you gone -- and had she -- if she wanted to and were able, for the time being excluding all the restraints on her not to go -- gone also -- would he have brought you -- meaning you and she -- with him to the station?
By Opposing Counsel: Objection your Honor! That question ought to be taken out and shot.
By Defendant's Attorney: Tell me what you were like from age 17 to the present. What have your feelings been about having kids?
By Plaintiff: I wanted to pursue an education and then meet the perfect person and be married a couple years, save some money, buy a house, and start a family.
Defendant's Attorney: When did that change?
Plaintiff: Well --
By Plaintiff's Attorney: -- or did that change?
By Plaintiff: -- It didn't.
By Defendant's Attorney: I think we all realize that as we get older, we're not going to marry the perfect person.
By Plaintiff's Attorney: My wife did.
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By Attorney: Have you ever heard of Sigmund Freud?
By Juror: Yes.
Attorney: What have you heard?
Juror: He's in Las Vegas.
By the Court: I think you're thinking of Siegfried & Roy, aren't you?
Juror: That's what I'm doing.
Attorney: This guy was a little older than that.
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By Defendant: Judge, I want you to appoint me another lawyer.
By the Court: And why is that?
Defendant: Because the Public Defender isn't interested in my case.
The Court (addressing the public defender): Do you have any comments on the defendant's motion?
By the Public Defender: I'm sorry, Your Honor. I wasn't listening.
Have a nice day all...
selamat berkerjaaa.. harap semua cepat2 settle ye. have a nice weekend!!
ReplyDeleteHi Mokcik, ha ha....Love this.
ReplyDeleteHere's one for you.
A young man was forced to take a day off from work to appear for a minor traffic summons.
He grew increasingly restless as he waited hour after endless hour for his case to be heard.
When his name was called late in the afternoon, he stood before the judge, only to hear that court would be adjourned for the rest of the afternoon and that he would have to return the next day.
"What for!" he snapped at the judge. His honor, equally irked by a tedious day and sharp query, roared out loud, "Twenty dollars for contempt of court! That's why!"
As the young man reached for his wallet, the judge relented, "That's all right. You don't have to pay now."
The young man replied, "I know. I'm just checking to see if I have enough for two more words."
Have a nice day, Lee.
lawak siotttt
ReplyDeletesalam azwa..lawak buat menghiburkan hati ye..sambil membuat kerja yang banyak..hilang tensen kerja kan..
ReplyDeleteSalam
ReplyDeleteLaughter is the best medicine yo...
kena buat lawak utnuk hilangkan stresskan azwa
ReplyDeleteAll rise, COURT IN RECESS. JUdge nak isap rokok outside.
ReplyDeleteOkay you free now Mokcik.
See you in court later, defence rests, Lee.
Leeya,
ReplyDeletetengkiu...hehehe...tengah tercungap2 ni nak perabihkan tugasan hehehe
Hi Lee,
ReplyDeletehahaha...that's a good one!
I have encountered one very overly sympathetic Judge..he even asked the accused how much does he have in his pocket before he passed the sentence! Aiyooo...this criminals will always say that they have none, or so little..whereas in actual fact they have easily RM5k in their pockets!
What i cant stand is wives who bailed their husband out on the charge of raping their daughter...these women rather let their daughter suffer than losing their husbands..
Luna,
ReplyDeletesesekali release tension hehehe
Kak Erna, kerja ni memang dah stress...kalau diikutkan sangat stress tu, cepat la botak kepala ni hehehe
ReplyDeleteMamawana,
ReplyDeleteAgreed...laughter is the best medicine but as the Islamic teaching said..moderation is the key hehehe
Zar,
ReplyDeleteLawak2 tetap kena ada...kalau tak idea nak membela sesuatu kes tak mari huhuh
Lee,
ReplyDeleteHahaha...oh yes..there are judges who did that...being a chain smoker hehehe. As they said to make our life easier, we have to know the Judge..hehehe