BUKAN KURSUS KAHWIN

Salam kenkawan.

Lamanya tak berpeluang mengupdate blog nie.  Maklumlah agak sibuk dengan urusan harian semenjak suami dan anak2 berpindah ke sini. Sebelum ini, biasanya waktu makan tengahari adalah masa untuk menterjemahkan idea untuk dijadikan entry. Tapi kini, waktu itu menjadi waktu untuk mengambil anak-anak balik dari sekolah.  Agak sibuk, tapi rasa seronok kerana  keluarga ada bersama-sama.

Hari rabu dan khamis, mokcik ada kursus di Presint 4. Katanya kursus untuk meningkatkan lagi kemahiran berhujah di peringkat rayuan. Sesuatu yang sudah biasa kami lakukan, dan memang itu pun core work mokcik. Namun, sedikit sebanyak, ada juga tips2 menarik dan berguna yang boleh diaplikasikan dalam tugas harian kelak.  

Esok, mokcik akan terbang ke KT. Ada kes pada hari ahad. Boleh juga berjumpa dengan anak sulung yang belajar di sana dan mengemas apa yang patut di rumah yang ditinggalkan. 

Oklah...mokcik gotta go now. Tapi sebelum itu, jangan maree tajuk cuma bikin gempak sajork hahaha.  Dan untuk hiburan bersama-sama, bacalah emel yang mokcik terima ini..

Men:

                  1. All men are extremely busy.

                  2. Although they are so busy, they still have time for women.

                  3. Although they have time for women, they don't really care for them.

                  4. Although they don't really care for them, they always have one around.

                  5. Although they always have one around them, they always try their luck with others.

                 

                  Women:

                  1. The most important thing for a woman is financial security.

                  2. Although this is so important, they still go out and buy expensive clothes and stuff.

                  3. Although they always buy expensive clothes, they never have something to wear.

                  4. Although they never have something to wear, they always dress beautifully.

                  5. Although they always dress beautifully, their clothes are always just "an old rag".

                  6. Although their clothes are always "just an old rag", they still expect you to compliment them.

                  7. Although they expect you to compliment them, when you do, they don't believe you.

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                  Wisdom:

                  WHEN I WAS MARRIED 25 YEARS AGO, I TOOK A LOOK AT MY WIFE ONE DAY AND SAID, "HONEY, 25 YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP APARTMENT, A CHEAP CAR, SLEPT ON SOFA BED AND WATCHED A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV, BUT I GOT TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT WITH A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD BLOND."

                 

                  "NOW WE HAVE A $500,000.00 HOME, A $45,000.00 CAR, NICE BIG BED AND PLASMA SCREEN TV, BUT I'M SLEEPING WITH A 50-YEAR-OLD WOMAN. IT SEEMS TO ME THAT YOU ARE NOT HOLDING UP YOUR SIDE OF THINGS."

                 

                  MY WIFE IS A VERY REASONABLE WOMAN

                 

                  SHE TOLD ME TO GO OUT & FIND A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD BLONDE, AND SHE WOULD MAKE SURE THAT I WOULD ONCE AGAIN BE LIVING IN A CHEAP APARTMENT, DRIVING A CHEAP CAR, SLEEPING ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHING A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV.

                 

                  AREN'T OLDER WOMEN GREAT? THEY REALLY KNOW HOW TO SOLVE YOUR MID-LIFE CRISIS?

                 

    Amacam, macam ada sikit2 kebenarannya kan???