New employee
You are listening to Stevie Wonder
(It's your first day at work and all is fine and great)
After 3 months...
You are listening to HOUSE music
(because you are so busy that you're not sure if you're coming or going)
After 6 months...
You are listening to Heavy Metal
(your days start at 0800 and end at 2000)
After 9 months...
You are listening to Hip Hop
(You become overweight due to stress and now you suffer from constipation)
After a year...
You are listening to GANGSTA RAP
(Your eyes start to twitch, you forget what a 'good hair day' feels like as you fall out of bed and live on caffeine!!)
And finally, after a second year...
You are listening to Techno
and have gone a bit... well... gaga!
